You will be lucky this month! On the first week, your abode will feel all the disasters you have managed to survive for the past years, and, this time, you will not be able to survive. You will cry until there are no more tears to be released. Do not worry because on the second week, you are prone to road accidents! Do not wear any gears as, what the saying goes, “the best things in life are free!” so, you better enjoy the pains and cuts! By the third week, you will be tired and the events that will occur within this week will be unforgettable…and unforgivable! You will be cheated on, if your house will not be burned down by your “frenemy.” On the last week of October, you will feel the bliss; you will finally recover from every hardships of the month.
Just kidding. On the last week, one of these days will be your last day. Enjoy your last month in Earth!